Asshat Parking Justice Warrior Teaches Corvette Driver A Lesson

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09/22/2014 at 10:25 • Filed to: asshats, corvette grand sport, c6, reddit

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Aww yeah! We got him. We got him good, you guys! And it's on video!

So this guy went to a restaurant in New Jersey, and omg yes this definitely happened. Can you believe this? That Corvette driver is a jerk. What an asshat , right? That's what you get for parking your Corvette Grand Sport across two perfectly good spots!

Here's "exclusive" raw footage obtained from the scene, where the Asshat Parking Justice Warrior filmed the C6 owner inspecting for door dings like an incredibly huge idiot because holy hell he is such a stupid black-muscle-shirt-gold-chain-and-track-pants-wearing bastard:

Gross. I can practically smell his Drakkar Noir from here. If only it was filmed in landscape mode, this totally would've been the perfect burn!

Keep fighting the good fight, everyone on !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > PRBot II
09/22/2014 at 10:29

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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > PRBot II
09/22/2014 at 10:29

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Someone took the "Where do you park a Jeep? Wherever you want!" joke a little too seriously.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > PRBot II
09/22/2014 at 10:32

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That.Is.Hilarious!


Kinja'd!!! Brodieman > PRBot II
09/22/2014 at 10:32

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Wait, so you're telling me that some Corvette owners are asshats? Color me shocked!

Jeep should have put that tire right at the door and 6 inches closer.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > PRBot II
09/22/2014 at 10:39

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Should have pulled in straight, like a normal parking spot. It would have been harder for the Corvette to back out.


Kinja'd!!! mXxxxXm24 /O/ /O/ > PRBot II
09/22/2014 at 10:44

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Hahaha. Although when he leaves; you'll look like an asshat.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > mXxxxXm24 /O/ /O/
09/22/2014 at 10:46

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From the source:

Moved it right after he left. Nissan Xterra pulled in after and nearly hit my mirror with their door.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > PRBot II
09/22/2014 at 10:55

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Imagine if a guy in an Austin Mini pulled up on his passenger side too.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > PRBot II
09/22/2014 at 10:56

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I didn't know BMW makes corvettes

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Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PRBot II
09/22/2014 at 11:02

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He didn't park close enough.


Kinja'd!!! KevFlan > PRBot II
09/22/2014 at 11:37

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The fact he was able to open his door proves you did not park close enough. Have to make entering the vehicle from the drivers door damn near impossible so to impress upon owner of the car that it is not right. Hehe.. but then again that is me and my own evil self.


Kinja'd!!! mXxxxXm24 /O/ /O/ > PRBot II
09/22/2014 at 11:43

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Good call.


Kinja'd!!! NaturallyAspirated > PRBot II
09/22/2014 at 13:59

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Nothing like an XJ with big tubular rocker guards to make people think twice about their parking choices.

(I watched a jackass try to ding my XJ with his door once. His door hit my rocker guard, put a big dent in the edge of his door, and sort of scratched the rattle-can paint on my guard.)


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > PRBot II
09/22/2014 at 21:04

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Could have easily fit a Miata on the other side. Thats the real way to do it


Kinja'd!!! Money Hustard > PRBot II
09/25/2014 at 09:19

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You scooped TruckYeah like whoa: http://truckyeah.jalopnik.com/jeep-driver-ge…


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Money Hustard
09/25/2014 at 09:27

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Haha, yeah I saw that. And it's like three-day-old news at this point, too. C'mon get with the times, Travis!

Edit: Aw, and he even ended his post with the same "good fight" line I used :,)